Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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