home. puking in laundry basket.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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