fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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