I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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