i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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