you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
