I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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