I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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