The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You ate ashes out of my bong
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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