You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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