You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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