yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
As shirtless as possible
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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