I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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