I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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