operation harelip BJ is a go
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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