just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
