I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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