I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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