Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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