she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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