It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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