I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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