what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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