if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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