WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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