walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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