so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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