sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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