Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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