Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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