Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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