I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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