Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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