Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Rumble strips road head = magical
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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