She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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