And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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