i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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