could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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