No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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