is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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