i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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