I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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