Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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