i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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