If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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