i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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