i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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