Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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