I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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