i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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