How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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