do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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