dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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