Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
