whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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