what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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