Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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